A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home?
Joey says “A computer” The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”
Kimmy says “A new lawn mower” and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says “At my house we don’t need nothing!”
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, “No I’m sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, “Well, that’s the last damn thing we needed.”