Politics Types of Ribbons 636 Views 5 Comments Types of Ribbons See more Previous article Abbott and Costello Talk Unemployment Next article The Average American of Today is Intellectually So Far Removed from His Forebears That… 5 Comments Leave a Reply Very good. You left off the cool shoulder tab awarded for every 1,000 PowerPoint briefings. http://t.co/WAroqogXQw HAHAHAHA! I qualify for 4 of those! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I earned the last one. The Never Got A Ribbon ribbon is fake; you get the Rainbow Pride ribbon just for showing up.