Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are sitting around talking…

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are sitting around talking. Socialism says he needs to do an errand and goes off. Three hours later he returns carrying a small package.

“What took you do long?” asks Capitalism.

“I had to buy some sausage, and there was a long line,” Socialism explains.

“What’s a line?” asks Capitalism?

And Communism inquires, ‘What’s sausage?