Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are sitting around talking. Socialism says he needs to do an errand and goes off. Three hours later he returns carrying a small package.
“What took you do long?” asks Capitalism.
“I had to buy some sausage, and there was a long line,” Socialism explains.
“What’s a line?” asks Capitalism?
And Communism inquires, ‘What’s sausage?